Joe Cowen-Richards

The biggest coolest nerd of the twentieth century. Enjoys Halo and any other video game that doesn't "suck ass".

there is no way to make an example of Joe Cowen-Richards

by Nakiah Yo June 27, 2011

brian cowen

theiving prick,Ex-irish politician that fucked the irish people over spent all irelands money AKA B.I.F.F.O=Big Ignorant Fucker From Offaly

brian cowen is a prick

by a very pissed off Irish man October 22, 2013

harley cowen

Hot guy with big penis

Harley Cowen should be used with love to the balls

by Lonelylilboy February 3, 2018

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024

copenhagen straight

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.

Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"

by DipShpit December 29, 2014

Cohencidence

A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).

"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."

"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."

by strangebrewn October 28, 2018

coenet

Coenet is the girl who everybody wants but only one guy can have. She is insanely adorable and beautiful and sexy as well. She is kind and giving and will go anywhere for you. The best friend you will ever have in your life. She is loyal and will not leave you no matter what.

"Look at that girl."
"That's Coenet."
"She's cute."
"Sexy too."

by IamTheJMan July 1, 2014