Cow Towners

An unsophisticated person from a cattle-raising town that has a reading level of a kindergartener.

I hate how we have to put pictures on our menus for these cow towners.

by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022

Cowtown

Cowtown was a nickname given to Calgary, Alberta because it is one of Canada's largest beef-cattle producers. It's also a city full of good ol' fashioned cowboys.

Torontonian 1: "Man, I'd love to go to Calgary this summer for The Stampede"

Torontonian 2: "Ugh. You want to go to Cowtown?"

Torontonian 1: "Ya man, I want to wrangle me a Cowboy"

by mdanie2 January 9, 2010

Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.

Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?

by drdutch June 12, 2007

cowtown

Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Cowtown is a town that has farms in/nearby it. With cows on them.

by Gooka March 21, 2005

cowtown

1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.

2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.

Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.

by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010

cowtown

A small rural town where simple folk are more concerned with their honest work; milking & slaughtering cows, than worrying about their lack of sophisticated city amenities such as niteclubs & art gallerys.

cowtown's commonly advertise for new blood with a low population count under their town signage.

"what cowtown did you just blow in from ? they wont let you in looking like tumbleweed; we're eating at Prego!"

by hartattack January 18, 2006

Cowtowning, cowtowing

It is the improper spelling / word for Kowtowing, which means to touch the forehead to the ground while kneeling, as an act of worship, reverence, apology, etc., especially in former Chinese custom. AKA: to kiss someone's ass or to be submissive.

Her boyfriend is a jerk. They broke up because he cheated, but she's already back cowtowning, cowtowing to him trying to get him to take her back.

by SuPuta September 14, 2011