couth up

/ko͞oTH uhp/
Verb: To become polite, or 'watch your mouth,' usually stated as a warning or demand.

(In the presence of a dignitary)
A: I gotta go take a piss.
B: Hey, couth up.

by FeO2 October 3, 2011

No Couth Richard

The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.

Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!

No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!

by YourMomKnows April 16, 2021

Couth

A popular New Mexico based cannabis farm & retail dispensary

"If you want the dankest shit in town, go to Couth."

by shmokeup420 November 14, 2025

Couthing

Doing something Couth related, or Couth promoted.

I’m Couthing right now, can I call you back?

by Couthies May 4, 2024

couthed

the new covfefe

more couthed than hippo birdie though right?

by Connector November 22, 2017

Couth

Couth is an e-commerce free-living company and website created by Soc. Curated to simplify the uncertainties of everyday life.

#Couthies for life!

by Couthies May 4, 2024

Couth Cart

A segment from the shop of Couthies.com. Our second social media, exclusively on Instagram. The account highlights and updates on our online shop.

Follow Couth Cart exclusively on Instagram for our latest updates on our shop!

by Couthies May 4, 2024