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couth up

/ko͞oTH uhp/
Verb: To become polite, or 'watch your mouth,' usually stated as a warning or demand.
(In the presence of a dignitary)
A: I gotta go take a piss.
B: Hey, couth up.
by FeO2 October 3, 2011
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Couth Cart

A segment from the shop of Couthies.com. Our second social media, exclusively on Instagram. The account highlights and updates on our online shop.
Follow Couth Cart exclusively on Instagram for our latest updates on our shop!
by Couthies May 4, 2024
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No Couth Richard

The extreme lack of good manners and refinement coupled with being a total d*ck about the situation. An individual that knows that they are doing something incredibly wrong, still does it, and is so embarrased by their actions all they can do is act like a total douche to avoid the situation or admit fault.
Dude. You know that's my girl - why are you trying to talk to her like that? - No Couth Richard!

No Couth Richard! We have been friends twenty years and you are trying to steal from me!
by YourMomKnows April 16, 2021
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Joe Couch

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.
Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.
by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014
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couch killer

When someone is so fat that they would literally break your couch if they sat on it.
Guy 1: Dude, my couch has been squeaking ever since you brought your ex over to my house.
Guy 2: She's like 4 humans crammed into one human. She's a couch killer.
by zihb November 7, 2015
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fainting couch feminism

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.
by dondidit October 16, 2014
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Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt
by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020
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