A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.
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Get the cousband mug.That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!
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Get the cousband mug.Usually common to hillbillies, a 'cousband' is a person who is a part of your family (biologically), but is also related to you by marriage.
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Get the Cousband mug.A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.
Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"
Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"
Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."
Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"
Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*
Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"
Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."
Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"
Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*
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