cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.
by Mack57 June 14, 2006
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cousband

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time
My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.
by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009
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A cousin who is also your husband.
Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.
by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 23, 2010
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when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.
That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!
by using of the rogaine June 12, 2011
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Cousband

A common title for the average male spouse native to the state of Arkansas. It also applies to the similar scenario in any of the other 49 states in which a woman marries her cousin.
Martha: "Hey, Susan! I haven't seen you in ages!"

Susan: "Martha! You look great! Who's this lucky fellow?"

Martha: *gesturing to Jerry* "This is my cousband! We met at the reunion a few years ago."

Susan: "Awwww, do you have any kids?"

Martha: "Oh yes! You should see them; a bunch of little mutants!" *smile*
by Shuajo April 19, 2011
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When you marry your cousin, then he becomes your husband.
Yep. That's my Cousband. Dont ask any questions.
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“must be hard for Queen Elizabeth to lose her cousband. RIP bozo.
by bugjar333 April 10, 2021
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