cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

by Mack57 September 1, 2008

cousband

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time

My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.

by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009

cousband

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010

cousband

when your spouse in also your cousin. typically used in places like arkansas.

That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!

by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011

cousband

cousin/husband
eg. prince phillip

“must be hard for Queen Elizabeth to lose her cousband. RIP bozo.

by bugjar333 April 9, 2021

Cousband

When you marry your cousin, then he becomes your husband.

Yep. That's my Cousband. Dont ask any questions.

by anonymous November 28, 2021

Cousband

The husband of a woman that married her cousin.

A: Who is over there wearing that ridiculous hat?
B: Oh, that’s Trina’s cousband.
A: Trina married her cousin?!

by 011000110 May 8, 2022