country blumpkin

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.

He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.

by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008

country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 23, 2004

country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 6, 2004

Country Blumpkin

An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.

"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"

by Texas Haz June 13, 2008

Country Blumpkin

Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!

Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"

Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"

by Rusty Shackelford March 30, 2004

Country blumpkin

To receive a blumpkin while using an outhouse.

I received the best country blumpkin in kentucky.

by Ceegeezy December 23, 2006