bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

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Countin' Change

A phrase used to indicate that you are not doing anything significant.

After I finish these reports and file these documents I'll just be countin' change for the rest of the day.

by J-Hellz August 7, 2009

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Counterinjewitive

The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype.

For example: if a jewish man offered to pay for everyone's meal, that would be counterinjewitive.

by Doctor Draper December 17, 2008

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Counting Teslas

A fun and somewhat old fashioned style counting game for kids traveling in heavy traffic across the USA.

Oh sweetie, put your phone down and let’s just play Counting Teslas all the way home.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

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Cuntron

a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears

Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society

Cuntisha is made up of trillions of cuntrons

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

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