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counterfart

When you hear someone near you fart and you blast out a much louder and more powerful fart in retaliation.
You walk in to wake your son up in the morning and hear him fart....you blast out the counterfart in return....son laughs "Ah Dad you won with that counterfart!"
by Vinny Liggio February 8, 2009
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counterfeit fag

A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.
Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.

later at the motel

CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.
by Tommy R May 29, 2005
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counterretract

to shit, for the intelligentia
my dear friends, you must excuse me, i am overtaken by a sudden urge to counterretract
by eviski February 15, 2009
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counterfeit nigger

A person who grew up in the suburbs with a silver spoon in spoon in their mouth and had an easy go. When an adult they claim to have lived the hard knock life. Fake biographies abound these types have been shot numerous times yet the scars have magically disappeared.
Remember Vanilla Ice?
He was quite possibly the biggest counterfeit nigger of all time.
by Tommy R May 29, 2005
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Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.
"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".
by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019
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Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.
Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.
by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011
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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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