800 cough

name given to the horrible cough that track runners get after running the 800

Person A: Damn did you hear Stephanie's cough, she sounds like shes dying
Person B: Dude she just ran the 800!

Person A: oh shes got the 800 cough

by trackgirl228 April 4, 2013

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them

Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

Coughecate

To cough and shit your pants at the same time.

While at work the other day, Ken coughecated and had to go home early.

by gingersnap69 May 19, 2014

UTampa Cough

Drastic. Fantastic. Euphoric. Horrific cough worse than cov...

The UTampa Cough is a virus created by the suspended Paul McCloud who attended the University of Tampa for one full semester before getting suspended until January 2022.

by Mannymannn1 February 14, 2021

Kennel Cough

The cough a person develops after a camping festival, caused by all the dust, dirt, and drug smoke inhaled during the festival.

Alex's weak lungs couldn't handle all the dirt and drug smoke over the weekend, now he has a bad case of kennel cough.

by Jill Weiss May 29, 2014

grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

Pete Coughlin

Shit at life

Pete Coughlin is shit at life

by VonC June 11, 2016