Couching 

Couching (verb): When you go to a show or the club and sprawl out on 3 seats (or more) as if it's a couch, and every time you move, the seat goes up and down, causing a distinct noise. Couching is highly disruptive to other's viewing and general enjoyment. True couching is defined by the noise that is made from the couch which is disruptive and annoying, causing participants in the general area to exclaim comments of irritation.

"ohhhhh damn, Mike be couching it AGAIN and it's killing my vibe."

Couching by Strictly Handjobs January 23, 2016

Couching 

Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.

"I won yesterdays couching competition!"

Couching by The Queen Of Rainbows December 9, 2016

Couching 

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

Couching by MGJHM March 20, 2017

Couching 

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

Couching by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017

couching 

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

couching by CPViper January 16, 2018

Couching 

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

Couching by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

COUCHING 

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.

Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.

COUCHING by Jay Reid April 25, 2020