An angel from the CW hit show "Supernatural".
Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
Aside from gripping people's souls tight and raising them from perdition, Castiel's hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyesex with Dean Winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in Enochian.
When embarrassed or confused, Cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
"It literally means 'You breed with the mouth of a goat. *pause* It's funnier in Enochian"
"I do not understand that reference."
"Hey, ass-butt."
Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
"I do not understand that reference."
"Hey, ass-butt."
Dean: (On Castiel trying to find God) "Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla."
Castiel: "No, he's not on any flatbread."
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