costasize

The watering-down of sports broadcasts with human interest crap. Named for Bob Costas, the NBC sportscaster who has singlehandedly reduced the sports content of US Olympic broadcasts by 50%.

I wanted to watch some downhill skiing, but they Costasized the whole thing and only showed two skiers.

by jPod September 9, 2008

Cockasian

An Asian ethnicity from the country Cock. These types of Asians may appear white, but they’re actually Asian.

Person 1: hey man! What’s your ethnicity?
Person 2: Oh I’m cockasian.
Person 1: Oh caucasian, so white?
Person 2: No I’m actually Asian. Cockasian

Person 1: Oh you’re from cock? They have the best food there!
Person 2: Yep!

by Brattybratbrat123 March 22, 2019

cockasian

A caucasian(white) guy with an asian sized penis.

Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.

Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.

by bagabaga December 12, 2010

Collasian

A collision involving at least one person of an Asian descent.

Dude, did you see the news? There was a 12-car Collasian on the interstate!

by West Side Wanker March 26, 2009

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cockasians

n. A group of people, predominantly Caucasians, with cocks up their asses. These people take it upon themselves to sanitize everything to make it appropriate for public consumption. Ironically, these people turned out to be the most ignorant bigoted racists you will ever encounter.

Thank the Cockasians for diversity training, censorship, and all other forms of pretentious bullshit found in American society today.

by Verges March 24, 2004

Contaxian

One who prefers cameras which are no longer in production, had a good run only with some of their cameras, and are not really all that notorious. Also likes to stereotype Canonites and Nikonians by calling them amateurs, when in fact, and usually in general, they have far better bodies and lenses than the Contaxian.

"Man, that guy with that Canon L glass is making the guy with the Contax look like a child...he looks pissed too."

by Deus April 5, 2005