Jorji Costova

That one person who isn't allowed to enter a certain place, and will constantly do anything to get to that certain place until that person gets in. (Basically Jorji Costova from the game "Papers Please")

"Goddammit, Jorji Costova. Why do you keep trying to enter Arstotzka?"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

Costco

1. A warehouse that sells gourmet products in bulk at low prices
2. A place where the lead cart pusher makes $17.50 an hour plus benefits
3. A place where the guy who bakes cakes and muffins gets $22.50 an hour plus benefits
4. A place that makes the best freakin' pizza in the planet
5. Membership club where the only profit made is off the the yearly membership fees and the cost of merchandise pays for all of our expenses
6. The only company in the world where the CEO is friendly and distrubutes all of the company's income fairly
7. Low turn over rate
8. Will always cause the Target Corporation to fail its mission of becoming the Best Company Ever

Costco is a cool place to work and shop

by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005

Costco

A warehouse where. after a small membership fee, one can bring one's family to get free breakfast, lunch, and dinner -- commonly known as 'samples'.

We were hungry, so we went on an outing to Costco.

by Luddz May 26, 2015

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

Costco

the happiest place on earth

person1 - we're going to costco
person 2 - FUCK YA

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Costcotard

Condition where someone loses their situational awareness and mindlessly blocks the aisle while sampling free food at Costco.

Costco on weekends has too many Costcotards.

by Middagh July 20, 2008

Costco Chef

I person who thinks they can cook but in reality they are just good at heating up frozen meals from costco.

My mom thinks she is a 5 star cook, but in reality she is just a costco chef.

by Scott J. F. March 22, 2010