Cortana

the worst digital assistant ever. you can wake Cortana up by saying "Hey Cortana". say anything you want and she'll open Microsoft Edge, or she'll say: I did not get that. Could you phrase it another way?

cortana: Can I be of assistance?
person: no, ur so bad at that

by Siri, Alexa, Bixby, Google As. April 25, 2018

cortana

A sexy bitch from halo.

Come here cortana and let me show you my spartan.

by saka2me April 3, 2008

Cortana Dragoon

sum1 who dusnt hav a life
needs a new name cos that ones goony

get sumfin betta u goon
cortana dragoon

by revenge is sweet September 12, 2005

Cortana

A new digital assistant inspired from Halo that comes with Microsoft's Windows 10. Cortana talks to you like she's your BFF and she can set alarms, reminders and do other things for you.

Hey Cortana, what's your favourite food?
I don't eat, but if I would, I'd start with waffles.

by APlumbob December 30, 2017