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the worst digital assistant ever. you can wake Cortana up by saying "Hey Cortana". say anything you want and she'll open Microsoft Edge, or she'll say: I did not get that. Could you phrase it another way?
cortana: Can I be of assistance?
person: no, ur so bad at that
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A new digital assistant inspired from Halo that comes with Microsoft's Windows 10. Cortana talks to you like she's your BFF and she can set alarms, reminders and do other things for you.
Hey Cortana, what's your favourite food?
I don't eat, but if I would, I'd start with waffles.
Cortana by APlumbob December 30, 2017

Cortana Dragoon

sum1 who dusnt hav a life
needs a new name cos that ones goony
get sumfin betta u goon
cortana dragoon
Cortana Dragoon by revenge is sweet September 12, 2005

cortina contigo 

phrase popularize by the popular radio show "the luis jimenez show" meaning; boring,bullshit, liar or just when you are tired of hearing somebody
hey that gold chain is fake cortina contigo
cortina contigo by pavlo July 4, 2008
A beautiful woman. She is smart and honest. She is loyal and true. She is independent and also crazy. She is way deeper then a Bonnie. She is the best wife. If you have a Coriana stay with her. It may not seem like it but she is heavenly sent. When she loves she loves hard. She falls but get back up. But beware of you hurt them. They Will hurt you worse then you hurt them.
Damn, your home boy girlfriend Coriana. She a real ass down bitch
coriana by QueensOnly May 14, 2015

Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. Sports Illustrated once called it "The biggest little game in the nation." Ithaca leads the series 31-15 all time. The game is marked by the biggest party weekend for both schools.
1. "I've got 15 people visiting me AND I'm wasted at 9 AM. It must be Cortaca Jug Weekend!"

2. "Did you see the definition someone from Cortland wrote for the Cortaca Jug? It was so bad I had to edit it for grammar and correctness. Stupid state schoolers!"
Cortaca Jug by ICBomber October 14, 2006