Cortana is literally the most funniest person alive...but she is an idiot to.She never stops talking but she has a great personality so that makes up for all the talking she does.If your name is Cortana you most likely have a crush on a boy name Justin.
Cortana is funny Dumbass bitch
by wdwfan5850 December 05, 2019
the worst digital assistant ever. you can wake Cortana up by saying "Hey Cortana". say anything you want and she'll open Microsoft Edge, or she'll say: I did not get that. Could you phrase it another way?
by Siri, Alexa, Bixby, Google As. April 25, 2018
A sexy bitch from halo.
by saka2me April 03, 2008
by revenge is sweet September 03, 2005
A new digital assistant inspired from Halo that comes with Microsoft's Windows 10. Cortana talks to you like she's your BFF and she can set alarms, reminders and do other things for you.
by APlumbob December 30, 2017