Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

by 000Brett000 September 09, 2017

Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

by Toxic-masculinity January 06, 2023

Correctilization

It means that i'm always right and you are beneath me.

Celst: Hey
Me: CORRECTILIZATION!!
Celst: what does that mean haha
Me: It means that i'm always right and you are beneath me.
Celst: thanks.

by Not Lain July 05, 2021

Correctilization

When you are correcting somebody who is trying to be correct.

Celst: COORELATION
Me: Correctilization😎
Celst: what is that
Me: The word means i'm always correct!.
Celst: Wow thanks! You're so hot!

by Not Lain July 05, 2021