Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018

Correctile Dysfunction

The uncontrollable impulse to correct a posters spelling, grammar or anything else that is not relevant to the post or comment.

Her need to correct the spelling on every post demonstrated her strong pre-election toward correctile Dysfunction

by Brad Rayburry August 13, 2025

Correctile Dysfunction

Similar to Mansplaining.

Noun.

Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.

Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.

He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.

His correctile dysfunction is on display again!

Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.

by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025

Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023

Correctilization

When you are correcting somebody who is trying to be correct.

Celst: COORELATION
Me: Correctilization😎
Celst: what is that
Me: The word means i'm always correct!.
Celst: Wow thanks! You're so hot!

by Not Lain July 4, 2021

Correctilization

It means that i'm always right and you are beneath me.

Celst: Hey
Me: CORRECTILIZATION!!
Celst: what does that mean haha
Me: It means that i'm always right and you are beneath me.
Celst: thanks.

by Not Lain July 4, 2021