Top Corns

The action of sniping a hockey puck in either of the 2 upper corners of a hockey net.

Man 1: Where you shooting?

Man 2: Duh, Top Corns all day!!

by LionMan18 December 6, 2018

crown of corns

Defecating across a person’s forehead especially after eating corn.

“I ate a lot of street corn at dinner and later that night I gave her a crown of corns”

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

keeli corns

the hard crustation that is on the bottem of keeli feet. she likes to rub them with a bottle top it makes a noise like scratching down a black board, voltron does def not like it.

see voltron see him run away from the keeli corn

boy 1 :
ohhh mannn you got some keeli corns happening

boy 2 :i know i need to wash my feet

by negam_84 February 5, 2010

i like candy corns

a term you say when you are drunk, wasted, or just plain ass fucking retarded.

ummm, I LIKE CANDY CORNS!

I.LIKE.CANDY.CORNS!

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

devil with corns

extravagant self-centred devil person who yaps too much and likes corn

you are literally a devil with corns

by Allyedge May 20, 2024

Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness

The map is a scale from 1-1000 LOC with different human behaviours and perceptions about Life and God based on each of the 17 levels of human consciousness and associated energy field matrix. The map of consciousness was developed by Dr David Hawkins via kinesiology (muscle testing).The levels of consciousness go as low as the pits of hell on earth (which is shame, 50 LOC) to heaven on earth AKA enlightenment 600-1000 LOC.

Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.

Student: How do I become enlightened Doc?
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022