cornjockey

One who prefers the anus of a male to a female.

my brother Mark is one raging cornjockey.

by Shatfinger July 6, 2008

Cornbacked Rattler

A hot corn filled shat! Leaves your anus burning long after the wipe. Often caused by eating lots of corn with a spicy Cajun or Mexican entree.

Man Ernesto's mom is a great cook but I always end up getting bit by the Cornbacked Rattler!

by swanballs August 30, 2010

cornfaced

When you get a swirly in a potty queen at the Philadelphia Folk Festival.

Dude! You fall on my tent again you are totally gonna get cornfaced!

by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016

Cornfucked

Another stupid word for confused.

Man, I am so cornfucked now.

by Just_Jack December 18, 2010

Cartjacked

The act of taking someone else's shopping cart that is in use, but the user may have stepped away from it for a minute and comes back to find their cart has been stolen.

I walked away just for a second to grab some drill bits at Home Depot and I was cartjacked!

by anonymous August 26, 2025