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Comstock

He totally got it done!

I know, he's a real comstock.
by ying&yang October 18, 2008
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cormick

cormick is one of the best things you will ever encounter as you walk across this earth. he will dazzleyou with wit and charm and will entertain you with her imagination and sense of adventure. When you are with cormick there is never a dull moment. he has an infectious personality that makes you love him instantaneously. His beauty is immeasurable. If you are a cormick you are truly beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. he is loved by most and those who do not fall under his spell change their minds after knowing him, unless they are of the foolish kind. he is a wonderful, wonderful creature who will make you a better person just for being in her midst. cormick means "gift from God." If you have the luck to have a cormick in your life you are truly blessed.
"Oh my god that was so amazing, you must be a cormick!"
by ellewoods February 18, 2015
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Christ on a Cornstick

When something is so ridiculous you use this phrase to exemplify it.
Christ on a Cornstick, I can’t believe he just jumped off a building and into a tiny pool!
by Zachk114 August 11, 2018
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Coolstick

1. A cigarette.

Considered cool for the following reasons:
2. Something that will improve your social life.

3. Used to help you beat stress caused by other ass holes in ones life.

4. Something thats very expensive and may harm you and those around you.
uncool kid: Where is James?

cool kid: He's popped out for a fag.

uncool kid: Eh?

cool kid: He went for a coolstick

uncool kid: Ah! very good
by CFlack8472 October 20, 2009
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california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"
by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018
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Cockstick

Cockstick: (Noun, Verb)

Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.

Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.

A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.

The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.

Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.

Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.
Someone who, when you are stopped at a light, will try to squeeze in through you in order to turn, against the flow of traffic.

Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example) will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.

These sons of bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.
by Cockstick "Jones" McGee August 10, 2008
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Comstock Lode

A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .

Nothing to do with the gold-find.
Did you see all those chips? It's the damn comstock lode of chips !
by Adam Malone January 30, 2005
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