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Coronomics 

A special brand of pandemic denial that promotes economic status over health and preservation of life.
So, even though we're on an accelerating rate of COVID infections with daily-death toll doubling--Coronomics dictate that we sacrifice untold lives for the sake of propping up the economy.
Coronomics by YAWA March 24, 2020

Coronologist 

Coronologist: psychologists who only treat Covidcrazy patients through telemedicine.
I have an appointment with my Coronologist at 3pm they really help me, but I'm having a hard time understanding the telemedicine part.

I was feeling suicidal so I called my Coronologist, now I feel a little better.
Coronologist by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020

CoroNO Virus 

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!

My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
CoroNO Virus by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

coronoia 

the feeling of impending doom when you wake up in the middle of the night with a sore throat and know the time has come for you to be a pandemic statistic.
I woke up at 2:00am feeling the coronoia as I reached for my throat, sore and nose runny forgetting all the while I had seasonal allergies.
coronoia by Dokta J May 8, 2020

Coronoid 

A person who is in a constant state of fear, paranoia, panic and stress over something that realisticly should not be feared. One who is easily manipulated by Government authority and mass media. A coronoid is like a hemorrhoid only shittier!
All these silly damn surgical mask wearing Coronoids shopping at Walmart today are giving severe anxiety!

coronostalgic 

God, don't you just miss the days when you could hop on a plane to see your crush just to be jilted out of "fear"
Is a full moon coming up? Im feeling coronostalgic, man.
coronostalgic by Krkič April 25, 2020