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corlew

Sub-english word to describe the weird white stuff that forms underneath the uncircumsized penis, which smells like rotten potatoes and george washingtons breath.
i have to rinse off my corlew
by matticah February 3, 2008
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Comjewter

Com/jew/ter Pronunciationkuhm-joo-ter
–adjective
1. An electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.

In other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
Tom - "Not to sound Anti-Semetist, but this computer is being well Jewish"
Harry - "You mean it's a comjewter"
by King J-Me December 14, 2008
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cornjew

A midwestern who is unecessarily frugal, and consistently attempts to receive everything at a discount.
Jim is such a cornjew, he lives down the street from the Casey’s gas station, but he drove to the Sam’s Club across town to save 10 cents a gallon.
by DiscountBob February 24, 2020
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conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.
As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.
by QuacksO February 20, 2021
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Corewhore

Raging enemy titans who giga drain their core build time from somehow highlighted blue titans on angel city or exoplanet and then abuse your sanity and overtime.
Shyster, that monarch is winching my assault chip keeemates into its bog of emotional damage and paSTROMi, argh corewhore.
by Sir sloppy amitity October 23, 2023
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Graham Corlew

(Math Teacher): I'm gonna touch minors
(Graham Corlew): Get out of my territory.
(Graham Corlew): *Strokes to Guinea Pigs passionately*
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