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Verbal Concussion

A condition you may experience after being verbally abused by an individual or group of people that make no sense and leave you feeing less intelligent for even having listen to them.
I had a verbal concussion after listening to “news”.
by Van who owns a van. August 27, 2021
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To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park
ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
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Confussion

A cross between 'confusion' and 'concussion'.

A confussion is when somebody, confused to the point of insanity/a breakdown, abruptly drops into a coma-like state. (Or simply gives up in frustration, and refuses to speak or move.)
Beth got a confussion over her English coursework.
by The Devil-Lady October 15, 2009
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Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.
She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.
by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009
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concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.
Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.
by ArchDevil July 26, 2004
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Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"
"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"
by Seven87 January 16, 2006
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corncussion

when you get rammed in the cornhole so violently that you get a concussion
I ass fucked Erica so hard last night that her brain was bouncing off her skull . I gave her a corncussion.
concussion anal ass} {cornhole butt
by Pandastic June 23, 2016
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