Coran is a lover of all things liquid. Especially his ice cream (who puts it in the microwave ya nasty). He’s very adventurous and loves all things outdoors. He’s a great leader and a goody goody. Prob a preachers kid. He hates mushrooms and loves reading comic books. His favorite song is sexy back although he can definitely throw it back to lil bit by nelly ft Florida Georgia line. He’s probably a sore loser and corans are usually very short. But his heart is bigger. He’s also the type of person to dead leg you at any given point. Call the cops on him.
Oh hey! I j passed this dude he’s anutcase so I know he MUST be named coran. #coransrcrazy
Cohan’s can be a smartass sometimes but in the end you still love them more than anything. They will love and respect you for who you are and never judge you. They will make you feel like the happiest person in the world and they will do everything they can to make you feel special. Cohan’s who have brown, long hair and dark blue eyes are literally the best!!! They are also a very seductive person and always know the right places to touch ;). They can also be such a tease! Cohan’s are friendly to everyone and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Cohan’s never really get mad or upset but if they do, you better leave them alone or apologize! If you ever meet a cohan, you better never let them fucking go because you will regret it. I have a Cohan of my own and i’m so happy he is mine <3
Person 1 “Yo, I need a loyal person but who’s also gonna be my daddy!
Person 2 “OMG! You need to get a cohan!”
The grouping of morphemes extracted from the words constant and moaning. Describes those people who cannot, for any reason, stop moaning. Usually a symptom suffered amongst those who don't each much food, hence, common in the speech patterns of cheerleaders, models and those with unecessary eating disorders.
Abbie's doing my head in today, she can't stop f*cking coaning. I wish she'd go eat a chocolate or something, skinny cow.