cockarazzi

The special ultra-dedicated type of gay man who stalks truckstop and rest area restrooms.

I elected not to take a shit at that truckstop in Omaha. The place's bathroom was crawling with cockarazzis.

by ChessFella October 1, 2012

coparrazi

when the pigs are constantly on your ass. they're lurking, always waiting for you to walk into that alley or smell like bud ;) they know you.

guy1: yo let's dip, i think the coparrazi's coming for us again
guy2: i feel you, brah

by ineedtotextshelby February 6, 2013

Coparrazzi

The usually imaginary network of undercover cops, FBI agents, and DEA agents that that follow a paranoid drug dealer around, much like the paparazzi stalks celebrities.

"Dude, we've been waiting on you for five hours now. You said you were on your way."

"I had to take the back roads, man! I got the Coparrazzi on my tail!"

"Dude, you are being paranoid. No one is following you."

"Bullshit! I don't care what anyone says, I have seen way too many black SUVs with the letter P in the license plate today! They're stalking me like I was Kim Kardashian on a date with Britney Spears!"

by Dikatomy May 4, 2013

corporazzi

Upper Management in any corporate office setting.

The corporazzi were out for the holday week, so the office closed early, on Friday.

by brigaro January 7, 2010

Copparazzi

paparazzi, but cops

cops surrounding you

Oh god, theres copparazzi there.

by Asklinne May 30, 2022

Cockarazzi

Paparazzi for someone who has a beautiful penis, a genuinely beautiful penis. Women obsess over fucking and taking pictures and showing her friends, or shooting porn with this beautiful cock, they would be the cockarazzi. Men with cockarazzi have no problem getting any female they want, as they tend to fall at his feet.

Beautiful cock - "Dude, I pulled up to her house to fuck and she went all cockarazzi on me"
Friend - "Forreal bro , what happened !?"

Beautiful cock - "She loved my dick so much she took a photo and sent it to the groupchat and then begged to shoot a movie"

by sinisterselene January 16, 2026