canned coochie

1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.

2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6

1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?

Girl: $50 an hour

Boy:...More like $5,but ok.

2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~

Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?

Girl:....What?

by McThicc Two December 12, 2018

clothes mountain

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

by Nennis October 9, 2008

Crumb of Coochie

Just one nibble of that sweet coochie ma’am?

Please ma’am, canst thou please spare but a crumb of coochie? For I am just a lonely peasant

by HoesMadx8 July 15, 2019

coochie

Another word for vagina, pussy

Ma'am may i please have some spare coochie

by Coochie master 69 September 25, 2018

Gorilla Grip Coochie

Powerful pussy. Can grip your dick so hard she can throw you across the room. A gorilla grip coochie grips harder than gorilla grip.

"I made her mad and I couldn't pull my dick out. She gripped it so hard until she heard it snap. So sexy with that gorilla grip coochie."

by yummmmymyumyyumy March 26, 2020

Coochie lips

Labias of a woman's vagina.

Officer , I wasn't trying to hide drugs in my crotch. I was fixing my coochie lips!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 3, 2021

Coochie Man

A single being who is on a higher plane of existence than the universe its self known for every good thing and bad thing ever because hes just built different

Bartholomew the great:"Bro I cant believe were still stuck in jail"
Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"

by Bartholomew the great September 12, 2020