Hairy Johnson:
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
Dude!! i brought my girlfriend to the
beach and when we got home we were all romantic and BOOM!!!.... a cooter shooter came out of no where!
Dick Homo:
AWWWWWWW was it like a beach on your bed?
by Alex The Man July 19, 2006
Get the Cooter shooter mug.When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.
by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023
Get the Cooter shooter mug.Derived from the shocker except w/o the pinky; resembles a gun, two fingers are inserted into the cooter and the thumb is used to "fire" in turn touching the clit.
by Noah August 11, 2004
Get the double barrel cooter shooter mug.When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge
I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat
by Ole Porkchop July 1, 2020
Get the carolina cooter shooter mug.One who frequently indulges in the sweet aroma of pussy, or one who enjoys a nice big whiff of some sweet ass cooter, or one who enjoys vigorously snorting a clit.
Every where I go I can still smell Dean's mom's twat because I am such a cooter snooter. I love cooter snooting Dean's mom!!! She likes it when a little bit of her clit gets stuck in my nose. Dean's mom likes it in the ass too.
by Jimbo Strokenbalz November 11, 2007
Get the cooter snooter mug.When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!
Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!
by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006
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It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.
It comes from the ability for a woman to put her cooter on your penis and ride it all over the place like a scooter.
by venge April 15, 2003
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