Cooser

An extremely awesome or cool person.

"What a cooser! i'd love to hang out with him."
you're SUCH a cooser! call me!

by scruffymumfkins May 22, 2007

[cooser]

someone who is such a loser they dont even deserve to be called a loser.
something people tend to say when they are high, because they are too f**ked up they cant say 'loser'

C: Did you just call me a loser?!?!
A: No, I called you a cooser.
C: Aw sh*t, no you didnt!
A: Sorry, i did...hahahahaha.

man, that guy is such a cooser.

by zoopler February 25, 2008

cooterdick

An extremely large clitoris....

Her Cooterdick was so big, I was worried she was a dude.

by Jervonics June 7, 2016

cookerdook

A kitty cat that requires grooming.

Kayla booked an appointment at an upscale salon for her cookerdook.

by Cgil December 27, 2019

coosterd

a dumb bitch Lol

hi im coosterd and im a retard

by carawasnthere September 6, 2021

closerd

for something to be more closed than it was previously

😀 that emojis eyes are closerd than this emojis eyes 😃

by yvkii August 30, 2022

CooterDem

Clintonista. Centrist warmonger. among other vile takes.

It's sad, but bernie Sanders is now officially a cooterdem.

by MsStevie January 4, 2024