cooneral

A funeral attended by black people only

that was a pretty sick cooneral wasn't it nigga?

by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 10, 2021

Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 23, 2010

Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.

I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.

by atychiphilia February 16, 2020

Denny & Cooner

BEST COUPLE IN 7TH GRADE TYPE SHIT NO ONE CAN EVER TOP US !!! I love bae sm we've been dating for 6 months and we're getting stronger and stronger everyday. I love him with all my heart he's my everything I can't wait till we get a 2 story house in florida, 4 kids (2 boys, 2 girls), 1 husky and a ferrettttttt. We finna let our kids paint our husky pinkk bruuu. Love him so muchhhhh! 6-16-23 💙 Favorite day frls. Love my handsome pretty boy sm. (BTW DAS OUR NICKNAMESSS LMAOOO BUT FR I LOVE THIS MAN WITH ALL MY HEART. HIS SWEATER SMELLS AMAZINGGGGG)

Denny & Cooner? Yeah, the BEST couple by far.

by denny526 November 21, 2023

coonered

The state of being cooned (robbed, stolen from, or otherwise threatened) , usually in an exceptionally aggressive, violent, and sexual manner.

“Bro, call the cops, i’m straight coonered right now!”

“Shelly walked home alone last night and was coonered”

by poggerchampion December 23, 2020

coonered

The state or supposition of being cooned to the point of total juggulatory collapse

bruh i’m legit getting out here getting coonered by these chinkfuckers

by poggerchampion December 23, 2020