Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.

My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?

by Sammysooser October 25, 2010

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cooner nooner

a raccoon

them cooner nooners stole my trash!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025

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Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.

I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.

by atychiphilia February 15, 2020

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BEST COUPLE IN 7TH GRADE TYPE SHIT NO ONE CAN EVER TOP US !!! I love bae sm we've been dating for 6 months and we're getting stronger and stronger everyday. I love him with all my heart he's my everything I can't wait till we get a 2 story house in florida, 4 kids (2 boys, 2 girls), 1 husky and a ferrettttttt. We finna let our kids paint our husky pinkk bruuu. Love him so muchhhhh! 6-16-23 💙 Favorite day frls. Love my handsome pretty boy sm. (BTW DAS OUR NICKNAMESSS LMAOOO BUT FR I LOVE THIS MAN WITH ALL MY HEART. HIS SWEATER SMELLS AMAZINGGGGG)

Denny & Cooner? Yeah, the BEST couple by far.

by denny526 November 20, 2023

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kurtis conner

amazing dude who will always make people laugh. a genuinely good-hearted dude who has the best words to say in all his videos, even since vine. overall, kurtis, hes a rlly nice dude and everyone should go subscribe to kurtis conner.

person a: hey have you seen kurtis conner's new video
person b: ye ye ofc he's the best

by yeehaw6699 May 15, 2019

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