cooler dumping

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

by TKE January 11, 2009

cooliogenesis

As cool as original coolness (before cool became cool)

cooliogenesis cool

by Ba ba haa ha August 5, 2009

Uncle Coolio's

The name of the restaurant in Orland Park IL that is part of the Uncle Julio's Mexican Restaurant chain. Known by Coolio's because 85 percent of the clientele looks like the rapper Coolio.

Hey Pat you want to head up to Uncle Coolio's today? No Tom, I don't feel like getting shot again. Let's go to Mama Maria's instead

by Tom9750 November 11, 2013

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

zip your soup-cooler

Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up". Often said to Negroes, Hebrews, Frenchmen, and others known to make slurping noises whilst eating soup.

1)Deputy Bubba Beernut:"Zip your soup-cooler, Sambo, I'll take no sass from you!"
2)American to French waiter:"Zip your soup cooler, Pierre, I don't want snails. Bring me a hamburger, and be quick about it."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 13, 2006

Coolerator

A once popular brand of refrigerator, made by The Coolerator Company of Duluth, MN.

The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale

by urbanonymous November 7, 2013

coolex

When your friend Alex is being too cool, refer to him as Coolex, so everyone knows that he's the coolest kid around

"Alex, you have so many followers on instagram!"
"Well they don't call me Coolex for nothing"

by tomr_willie May 3, 2019