Cocktarded

A temporary state of impaired mental ability caused by being either sexually frustrated or extremely turned on

While typing this, Tom Brady's sexy ass appeared on TV and I became so cocktarded I totally forgot what I was doing. I had to flick the bean before I could type legibly again.

by tragicvanity July 31, 2017

cocktard

noun and adj.

1. a male who acts like a prick or cock to the point that he is retarded
2. a male who is both an asshole/prick and extremely stupid

Jersey Shore has a plethora of cocktards.

by definitelymaybe January 26, 2011

Cocktard

A person who should know better, but is to fucking stupid to.

Look at that cocktard driving like an idiot!!!!

by Doc-Can April 9, 2011

cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

cocktard

derogatory term. taken from the original term "fucktard" has many applications. generally used to call someone a combination of being a retard and acting like a cock. can also be used to infer someone is gay, or 'loves teh cock'

eg1.
drucken idiot: "man, I'm SOOOO smashed haw haw"
random bypasser: "get off the road and stop being sucha cocktard"

eg2. "man, mikie is SUCH a cocktard! I swear he's going to go incontinet soon if he doesn't stop!"

by jimzor July 25, 2008

cocktard

A man in a homosexual romantic relationship with his own penis to such a degree as to cause brain damage and delusions that you'll be as in love with it as he is.

You sent me copypasta porn? What a cocktard.

by snippette May 14, 2011

cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006