cookiehooker

When a person isn't fat or chubby, but have some extra pounds that are hidden underneath the clothes.

Person 1: Is that guy chubby?
Person 2: No, I don't think so .. but maybe he's a cookiehooker.

by sqela July 6, 2011

Cookietoots

A beautiful and voluptuous woman with a round, freckled ass, like a chocolate chip cookie. Commonly used as a catcall by desperate, lonely men.

Hey, cookietoots, come sit on my lap!

by jelloshotjerry November 4, 2014

cookething

It means to cook.

Guy #1: Can you cooketh me a cake?
Guy #2: Nah man, I suck at cookething.
Guy #2: Ya, cookething is hard to do.

by julianneellis March 8, 2018

Cookieronpa

A monster on the danganronpa amino's
" I just want one chat that doesn't die within a day"

Cookieronpa is trying to make Kookie cannon let's help

by Itz_garbadge July 9, 2019

cookieholic

a man who enjoys sleeping with an abundance of female partners. aka pimpin

why is your boyfriend such a cookieholic?

by jamaica ct May 25, 2009

CookieMonster

A person who goes totaly fan-girl/boy over anything David Cook related. (Winner of American Idol 2008) They call him "Cookie" due to his last name, "Cook" and know as much information on him as a phonebook knows about phone numbers. Will stand in line for ANYTHING David Cook related for about 5 hours (starting at midnight, no less), sleeping in a tent while listening to David Cook CD's they've already purchased and eating only Cerio's in their PJ's. Often found anoying.

Person one: Do you know if Renna's at school today?

Person two: Yeah. She's been in the restroom crying for the past three periods because she couldn't get David Cook tickets.

Person one: Wow, what a CookieMonster.

by DictionarySurfer April 15, 2009

CookieThiefz

cookie stealer
typically nice person

some people are real CookieThiefz
CookieThiefz is an absolute cookie monster

by kylorenbestsaber is Best. December 23, 2020