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cookiecutter mage

A derogatory term referencing a character in an online videogame with maximum skill points who often dies to characters that are deemed to be "newbies." This type of person often lists several excuses as to why they lost and often becomes emotionally distraught in often hilarious ways. The origin of this term makes reference to a person who plays a mage in an online game called Ultima Online who goes by the name COOKIEMONSTER.
"I just killed a cookiecutter mage with a character who has 65 magery."

"COOKIEMONSTER just attacked me with several other people helping him and he still died."

"COOKIEMONSTER lost to me fairly but still insisted on making several disparaging remarks, he is such a cookiecutter mage."

"That guild is a bunch of cookiecutter mages, I wouldn't worry about them"
by Benjamin Disraeli October 14, 2005
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Cookieboots

A state of total frustration and annoyance where you begin to go insane and just want to run away. Origin - the shoe.
Man, this n00b is making me cookieboots
by lilbitnutty June 28, 2009
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cookie butt

damn u see that cookie butt i'll eat that shit with a spoon
by nickle stack and ed dirt October 3, 2007
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cookiecutter

On a steep hill, in a manual transmissoned car, start the car out in 3rd gear instead of 1st. Causing the clutch to rip out.
Mike did a cookiecutter on BriGuy's Mustang and destroyed his tranny.
by 69BriGuy69 December 23, 2007
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Cookie Butt

A person who's ass is so big, that it magically absorbs anything that you put in the crack, up to and including cookies, especially Keebler fudge stripe cookies. Anything put in the crack is never seen or heard from again.

or

A nickname for 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. Also known as Num Nums Zukowski.
Hey, Num Num's ass crack is showing
Let's put a Keebler fudge stripe cookie in there.
Oh my God!! The adventures of cookie butt lives!!!!
by sillyrascal August 24, 2010
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Cookienuts

The art of spreading cookie butter on a males genitals prior to performing oral copulation.
Damn bro she gave you the Cookienuts.
by tweekerseeker September 27, 2019
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pookiebutt54

A tiktoker who somehow didn't understand that not everyone draws art.
@pookiebutt54: So original 😁😁😁😁
by TricksterLimer November 24, 2023
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