*During a YouTube live stream*
Husband: Linda, your dog is sniffing your cooch.
Linda: Tucker, don't sniff that!
Tucker: Woof Woof!
Husband: Linda, your dog is sniffing your cooch.
Linda: Tucker, don't sniff that!
Tucker: Woof Woof!
by tomsawyer69 June 15, 2019
Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'
Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'
Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'
by The bairdinator July 28, 2010
by The Return of Light Joker July 03, 2009
The self-described nickname for failed 2013 Virginia Gubernatorial candidate and GOP nominee, Ken Cuccinelli. Ironically, it is also the nickname of the part of the female anatomy that Cuccinelli's party desires to regulate and limit women's freedom of.
Despite a massive amount of spending, in the end, voters in the Commonwealth of Virginia just couldn't swallow the Cooch.
by Cashman73 November 06, 2013
That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.
Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite
John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!
John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!
by Daddy Rape No No July 19, 2018
by 11072009 November 24, 2009