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hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.
sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004
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collocation

Words that sound good together, typically something that a native english speaker would easily understand because the phrase is used a lot. Context is key to understanding these phrases.
Exp 1. "Strong tea" is a collocation

Exp 2. "No real solutions" refers to an equation
Exp 3. There is a difference between using "impossible" and "undefined"
by concept not format October 20, 2019
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consolation goal

In a sports match where one team is very far behind the other team, but manages to score point(s) very late in the game, despite the outcome already being obvious.

Most likely used in soccer/football where one team already has a huge advantage (5-0) and it's very late in the game (89th minute out of 90)
In Brazil v Germany's semi final match in the World Cup, Germany beat Brazil 7-1. Brazil scored their only goal in the 90th minute, making it a consolation goal because there was no way Brazil could change the outcome of the match (score 6 goals) in less than 1 minute.
by ngicecream August 15, 2021
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Consolation Prize

A consolation prize is when you ask a girl out and she says no but she wants to remain good friends. The guy feels like he is not good enough for a romantic relationship just a platonic friendship.

This usually occurs between friends; the guy and the girl start as friends however the guy starts to like her romantically and wants their friendship to develop into a relationship. When he lets his feelings be known to her, she turns him down but honestly tells him she wants him as a friend. At this point the guy needs to do some soul searching and figure out if they can go back to the way things were or they go their separate ways.

Sometimes girls will say this to a guy they don't know well as a subtle cue to go away. However this most often happens between friends and has the ability to destroy friendships. The guy has had his pride hurt and is left resentful and bitter and feels like he has been made a fool of by the girl who he thought so much of.

The girl is left hurt as well, since she feels guilty about hurting him and possibly losing a close friend. However she can quickly get annoyed at him if she thinks he's being immature or trying to guilt trip her into a relationship by acting depressed. Its an awkward situation and requires much tact and patience for things to turn out alright.
John Doe 1: "I ask Jane Doe out yesterday."

John Doe 2: "How did that go?"

John Doe 1: "I got the consolation prize...she wants to be friends."

John Doe 2: "Ouch, sorry man."
by CaptainFSU October 10, 2009
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Consolation Prize

Not everyone gets to win the top prize in a relationship, but this fact is not always easy to swallow. The consolation prize is the second choice in a relationship when you can't be with who you really want to be with.
I will not be your consolation prize, you need to fall back!
by 5 star chick March 28, 2010
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consolation prize

A woman that you are with because you cannot be with the one you really want. a.k.a. the back up or a warm body
by your back up December 9, 2008
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convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
by kreinke June 22, 2009
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