Jimmy Dean convention

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

by Count de Monet April 3, 2009

Geneva Convention

Something I've violated.

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.

by Salamander888 April 20, 2020

Conniptions

something that is given to you when you realise being Unkindled is worthless

Well your not alone. We Unkindled are worthless. Cant even die right.
Gives me conniptions

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

Tool Convention

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.

Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.

by Steinus July 19, 2012

Onew Condition

A condition which a member of SHINee has. Named after the leader of SHINee, Lee Onew (Lee JinKi), the condition is quite contagious. If you are crashing into random things, tripping over your own feet, craving for chicken, or making lame jokes that make the atmosphere awkward, you might just have this condition. There is no cure for this condition, but it might warm your heart that you aren't the only person who is suffering from this condition.

This condition was first named when fans of SHINee, known as Shawols, noticed that Onew kept making cute mistakes. At first they thought that it was very cute of Onew, but as time passed, they began to suspect that Onew was doing this for fanservice, and began to worry that he would hurt himself. His fellow members, Key and Jonghyun, have confirmed that this condition is real, and that Onew is not acting.

Onew Condition is really cute to see.

I hope that Onew won't hurt himself because of his Onew Condition.

by ShawolStar<3 December 6, 2010

condition brown

Usually an emergency situation,when a sewer line breaks or when a portable toilet is overturned in a highily visible area and the insueing mess is totally discusting. When spotted people will usually run away.
Could also be a code brown.

A gust of wind blew down the porta-pottie and now we have a condition brown.

by teh744 May 25, 2008

Post Convention Depression Disorder

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.

Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.

by Chim007 April 13, 2011