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Post Convention Depression Disorder

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.
Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.
by Chim007 April 13, 2011
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Convention

A gathering of peoples revolving around a similar interest, idea, or hobby.
Did you go to that business convention? Yes, they were discussing the future of intel-based chipsets.
by Melkiah January 29, 2009
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Comventure

Where the user clicks on the '(Show the comment)' link to try and understand the last comment, only to find there are many more preceding comments.

Comventures are most frequently taken on Youtube and are often noticable by how far off-topic they are from the video.
Whilst listening to a Daft Punk track, I noticed an angry comment about balding transvestite immigrants. I could tell right away this was going to take me on a comventure.
by la.brat September 7, 2013
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Trenchcoat Convention

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.
"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."
by Boozy Springer November 6, 2006
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What people think about when in a situation that they don't want to get a hard on
Republican national convention, Republican national convention, whew all better
by Barrasso August 16, 2008
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Contentment

The state of mind you reach when you look at your life in all it's imperfection, and say "good enough".

Contentment is true peace of mind and has absolutely nothing to do with any external pleasure or condition, but rather your attitude.

There is no natural limit to desiring things. You will go on desiring more and more your whole life until you consciously decide "good enough".
Guy 1: "I'm feeling contentment right now. I think my life is good enough, despite all its imperfections."

Guy 2: "The enemy of 'great' is 'good enough.'

Guy 1: "Maybe, but 'good enough' is also the best friend of 'happiness' "
by notyouguy November 28, 2010
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Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.
I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention
by El el fetches January 23, 2013
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