Confudeled

Confused and muddle

God Ben I'm confudeled

by Confudeled May 8, 2015

contubernium

The smallest form of the Roman army; 8 men who share a tent in the Roman army.

The men were rounded up after their last training and put into their contubernium.

by Butternoodlesyum1 June 1, 2017

Confudesperation

A stage of someone's life where they are so desperate, they will try and get with anyone they can. Currently sweeping the UK, confudesperation sufferers frequently change their mind over who they actually like, often leading to confrontations and arguments in certain levels of the british underclass.

See also homoconfudesperation

"Javine's slept with Romeo, Baz, 'arry AND Charlie...i reckon she's suffering from confudesperation"

by NowImLost July 18, 2005

condude

A creature that synchronizes on the top of the front seasonal wall at CT and sasses people when walking around

There’s condude again

by Condude1234 June 29, 2019

confudeulbuddid

In a dazed and confused state of mind.

I'm so confudeulbuddid, because i drank too much.

by Jacqui H. September 6, 2005

consude

confusion and frustration to the point of absolute misery and tears

my homework made me feel consuded

by genius sai October 15, 2019

Contumer

Your typical consumer of various Internet content. The main channels of consumption are social media (notably Instagram) and of course YouTube. Usually has the passive role of consuming whatever junk is suggested by the platform and/or whatever is trending (I.e. herd behavior).

Negative implications: significantly reduced levels of critical thinking which in extreme cases could be accompanied by impairment of cognitive ability.

My friend Joe is a true contumer. He spends like 80% of his time watching Twitch streams and viral videos on YouTube.

by pkap October 10, 2020