Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

multi-contraptional

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005

The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006

Alaskan contraceptive

A method of contraception involving sticking ones balls in the snow for several hours in an attempt to inactivate the sperm, and thereby prevent pregnancy.

She couldn't get the pill, and he couldn't go to the store because of the blizzard, and they wanted to keep warm, so they used the Alaskan contraceptive.

by Grande02 November 2, 2008

contraceptive

Capable of preventing conception.


A device, drug, or chemical agent that prevents conception.

YeA? So? Wanna fight about it?!

by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

barrier contraceptives

clothing worn to bed, thus preventing sexual intercourse

dammit, take off those pajamas! bitch, i just can't hump through all those barrier contraceptives!

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

ass contraption

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

by Hintonater November 22, 2017