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Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
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contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.
"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"
by genjon November 27, 2007
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Contraception

Always use contraception. There are different types.
Use ribbed for extra sensations
Use flavoured for oral pleasure!
by hayley! October 28, 2004
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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.
by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020
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church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
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texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.
George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.
by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013
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contra-inception

noun - the act of going into a dream within a dream within a dream, to convince a female (whose mind you are in) that you are using contraception during intercourse, when in fact you are not.
Bro 1: So you wore a condom, right?
Bro 2: Hell no! I'm a stark believer in contra-inception and raw-dogging it.
by Bobble Head Iron Man December 16, 2013
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