Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"
"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
Get the Contraception balloons mug.Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.
"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"
or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"
or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"
by genjon November 27, 2007
Get the contraception face mug.by hayley! October 28, 2004
Get the Contraception mug.When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020
Get the Contraception Roulette mug.a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
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Get the texas contraception mug.noun - the act of going into a dream within a dream within a dream, to convince a female (whose mind you are in) that you are using contraception during intercourse, when in fact you are not.
Bro 1: So you wore a condom, right?
Bro 2: Hell no! I'm a stark believer in contra-inception and raw-dogging it.
Bro 2: Hell no! I'm a stark believer in contra-inception and raw-dogging it.
by Bobble Head Iron Man December 16, 2013
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