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Crispy Concords

You wish you were Crispy Concords
by Dudeitsme19 December 15, 2020
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Ford Contour

A sly way of calling someone a cunt-whore, as contour sounds similar when said quickly.
She's such a bitch, she should be driving a Ford Contour.
by NYkid420 February 26, 2010
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Contour

A specific style of (usually) heavy makeup that used to be exclusive to professional makeup artists, celebrities and drag queens that has made its way into the mainstream via the internet and tv personalities (in specific Kim Kardashian)

Contour makeup usually involves the use of lighter and darker shades than your natural skin tone to highlight (brighten certain areas where light would naturally hit or highlight features you want to enhance such as cheekbones) and contour (add contrast or depth or use shadowing to make certain prominent features such as a wide nose appear smaller)

The makeup is usually heavy as it usually requires more than one shade of foundation or the use of a separate contour palette. It also requires the use of different blending brushes and it can be time consuming as proper blending is required for high quality results.

Those who use the contouring technique of makeup often also use color correction concealer, false lashes, winged liner, tint their eyebrows, apply lipstick and "bake" to achieve the instagram look.

Because of contour makeup, it is quite simple for an average person to look just as good if not better than a hollywood celebrity. It has changed the dynamic of what society considers to be attractive and can provide a boost in confidence or make someone feel worse about themselves depending on the exposure they have to the trend and whether they are good at contour makeup or not.
Person 1: "Girl last night I looked HOT I was getting all the men, my contour was on point!"

Person 2: "yess looked great!"

Person 1: "yeah I need to learn how to contour so I can look like that everyday!"
by Ranoutofnames123 October 29, 2017
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Crispy Concords

A crispy concord is when you are getting a BJ then half way through the girl stops and put some chips onto the penis then starts again and eats the chips as she goes
Last night this girl gave me a "Crispy Concords" and it was really cripsy
by SpacerINC October 23, 2016
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crispy concords

When a bitch asks if you nutted in her and you respond with “bruhaps”
“Bro I got Kate with the crispy concords last night, she wasnt happy”
by 6charlienew October 1, 2021
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Contour

A word used to greet or insult a fellow brother. A guy who says stupid shit.
Your a contour man.
That was a contourish move.
Bradley Woo.
by Bradley Woo May 6, 2008
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contour

The worlds most sexy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted.
Man check out that IP.II.IMI.IP in dat contour!
by Esteban March 15, 2005
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