Nosy co-worker: "Did you boyfriend make eggs for you this morning?"
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
Self: "Umm. We had a continental breakfast."
by Khizzar April 09, 2010
by Heywood Jablomy July 26, 2016
A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.
Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.
by lolrawrXD October 30, 2017
A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 06, 2023
Continental Breakfast man is the man in the Jordan Peele skit where he eats the pit of the doughnut and the forbidden fruit.
by PeanutMuncher9000 July 24, 2024