centimental

A person who gets sentimental over their coin collection.

I was a centimental when I collected state quarters. I really loved them.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Continental

When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.

I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.

by tenesmus August 2, 2016

condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.

person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!

by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011

centimeter-peter

an extremely small penis

That dude has a centimeter-peter!

by SheyVonna May 30, 2006

Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.

Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.

by OhBillyBillyBilly November 10, 2014

centimetre perfect

When something is executed with legendary precision.

Steve bounced the beer pong ball off Dave's forehead into his beer cup as he was drinking it. It was centimetre perfect.

by ThePongChamp March 10, 2016

Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.

Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.

by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019