The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.
by rawhide33 August 31, 2011
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1. A secret organization that plans to have the Illuminati take down the government, only so it can seize control from it.
2. The most useless card combo in the card game Coup, unless you know how to use it.
James: I dropped my pencil!
Lance: The Double Contessa is after you1
by TurtleMaster217 November 21, 2014
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a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food
look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!
by girl with the eye patch July 8, 2011
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A cooking show featuring Ina Garten in East Hampton, cooking a variety of dishes. Many definitions bash Ina's poor looks, but let's not forget that she is almost 70 years old.
Barefoot Contessa features an old women who cooks good food
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