I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Contagious Magic

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.

Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Contricious

Contricious:Verb:
To eat butt. to gnaw on another's butt, butteater. To dine on butt.

Noun: To buttdine.

Buttfeast (slg: Plural)=Group buttdining

Buttsom (slg: Singular)=Dining on ones
own butt

"My darling, my love grows stronger by the hour, let us go home and be contricious my sweet thang"

by Skinupman November 19, 2004

Contagious Yawn

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

by Trevor May 10, 2004

Contagious diabetes

I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now

You need to get a shot to prevent contagious diabetes.

by Ryk ifier May 30, 2019

Contagious

1. Something which spreads from one person or group to another with comparative ease.

2. An indication of time.

1. The H1N1 influenza virus is extremely contagious.

2. I saw a man trying to paint a house with a 4 inch brush. I will take the contagious.

by sociopath9 January 22, 2010

contagious song syndrome

When one person starts to sing a song close to someone else who then starts to sing the same song subconsciously. Then that person sings it close to someone else and the chain continues.

When Bill started singing "Hotel California" George started singing and then Bob started to sing. Bill set off the contagious song syndrome.

by LEOGEO October 3, 2009