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Consensual Sexual Assault 

Consensual Sexual Assault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during sex.
Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"

Girl- "My boyfriend"

Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"

Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"

Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
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Contextual Sexual 

You haven't decided on your sexuality and are in a constant struggle to find out.
"I just caught you checking out both that guy's and girl's asses. You're such a contextual sexual!"
Contextual Sexual by Shuasage December 8, 2014