Connolly Disorder

Being a compulsive lair and going so in-dept into your lies that you completely forget that you are lying and you cannot keep up with your lies.
Also results in delusion and loneliness.

Examples:
1) My neighbor has an RPG
2) Chief Keef is my cousin
3) I have expensive hardware
4) My mom makes $1,000,000 dollars a year and works at The Wall Street Journal
5) i have a Sister
6) My mom bought me $8,000 dollar shoes (Marty McFlys)
7) I work at Nike
8) My family works at Nike

Gavin recently found out he had Connolly Disorder.

by RyanEpilepsy June 19, 2014

Connolly'd

1. To hurt, injure, or mortally wound through a series of bizarre or unusual events.
2. The feeling that you were cheated out of something rightfully yours.
3. To lose to a less skilled or experienced person.
4. A playful jibe or insult between friends.

You've been Connolly'd!

by Kihiah September 8, 2007

Connolly's Razor

A simple problem requires multiple complicated solutions to be discussed at length. This usually takes place while people are saying their goodbyes in an inconvenient location.

"It was nice to see you, goodbye. Actually... as per Connolly's Razor, let's go over the Christmas plans in detail while we stand in this doorway as I don't think what we agreed is suitable for my babysitter's gerbil"

by D-Rid November 4, 2019

Connolly bear

A wild mythical person or creature that usually hibernates all day or plays with another mythical creature called an Iljas bum hole

That lad over there is a real connolly bear

by Jake_5599 June 24, 2022

Grace Connolly

Your local Massachusetts Doorknob.

“Look it’s Grace Connolly the doorknob.”

by Ksklfofnene October 11, 2021

Billy Connolly

One of the greatest comedians of all time who started out as a folk singer, singing funny songs on stage. Once he became known as a comedian his singing became less and less on stage. Movies include Boondock Saints and The Big One. I'd put him right up there with George Carlin.

"In the very unlikely event...that all four engines fa$il...We'll go straignt into the ground like a fucking dart."-Billy Connolly

by AnonymousReaper April 9, 2008

William Connolly

Eggboy who threw an egg at the racist Australian senator Frasier anning in the middle of a press conference. He was then slapped by the senator and held down by the racist supporters. But all of Australia love the legend who shows Aussie spirit. He is being called Australian of the year and at 17 years old he may be Australia’s youngest one ever.

Some day I wish I could be like the legend that is William Connolly

by Idekwydttm March 16, 2019