Connemara

Overblown self-importance combined with "Holier than thou" religious mania and imagined moral superiority. Permanent virgin, dumb cunt, hippie, in need of a shave. See also closet lesbian

what an uptight twat she is. a total Connemara

by Benj April 3, 2004

Conneaut

A small lakeside town in northeast Ohio that is suffering from the poor economic situation, much like the rest of the nation. The schools have been revamped with new elementary and middle school buildings, but the vintage high school has only received a small facelift, and still holds historical significance. Conneaut is home to the Spartens, but the football team is yet to win a game. The band, under the direction of Mr. Smith, is fairly decent. The cheerleaders are a sad sight to see, but don’t control the school like in typical high schools. Such a task is left to the volleyball players, a group of elite preps that socializes with the football players. Intellectuals who run for class president are usually beat by members of the “popular” crowd, who aren’t the most creative individuals. Many of the Conneaut teenagers participate in the tradition of going to the sporting events or bowling on Friday nights, but it is suggested you bring a jacket to the football stadium. The stadium isn’t the best, and the high school doesn’t have bussing, but instead of spending money on unneeded comforts like those, Conneaut prefers to be environmentally friendly with two new windmills. Conneaut is truly a city that cares about bigger issues than drugs and the fact that the children pride themselves in acting like they’re “gansta”.

I just went to Conneaut to visit my cousin. We went to the beach, the park, the library and then to a football game. I was surprised to see she wasn’t sad when her team lost… She said she was used to it. Some weirdo named Lazlo asked if we could give him a ride at the library, and all these boys with saggy pants thought they were cool when they really weren’t.

by Conneaut High Schooler September 24, 2011

Conneaut

Conneaut is a place where you would never want to live. the schools are terrible, theres a lot of bullys, drugs and immature douchbags. the poverty is so bad that most of the businesses in conneaut close and get selled out, there are hardly any stores to shop at, most of the people are on welfare, food stamps and wellcare. theres nothing to do in conneaut. small ass town with weirdos and scumbags.

when I went to conneaut I got critizised because I sat on my fat ass all day doing nothing and eating mcdonalds. gotta go on wellfare now since I just got fired.

by fartingass January 2, 2012

Conniekaze

A pudgy morbidly obese girl whose name happens to be Connie. She possibly comes from an immigrant family. The name derives from the word "Kamikaze," and is used because of whenever the girl walks, she evokes the feeling of being in the middle of a combat situation, because her footsteps shake the ground around her, much like a mortar explosion of Kamikaze attack.

Dude 1: Oh my dear lord, did you hear that?
Dude 2: No, but I felt it. What do you think that is? Are they doing construction on this floor?
Dude 1: Oh, wait. Never mind. It's just Conniekaze...
Dude 2: I'd tap that...
(Awkward silence ensues)

by Fotzengeil October 9, 2008

conneaut

a small dirt town in northeast ohio with most of the population being old farts and methheads,most of the home town heros cruise to the PD(public docks) to get a view of lake erie and to get the great crisp smell of shit, you cant go down the street without encountering a whigger who thinks he will kick your booty.

you got to love the conneaut

by peter alesstron May 7, 2007

iarlaith conneally

1) In ancient irish culture: iarlaith conneally is the god of brilliance. The galician version of his name is "iarlfgaith o'connellaigh" – he is the most powerful of all the irish gods, he's the one in charge of all good and miracles in ireland and the rest of the world.

2) Derived from the B.C irish god, iarlaith conneally also means someone with an unbelievably high amount of swag.

1) Teacher: and iarlaith conneally in 600b.c, is said to have saved all of the dying irish people from the plague with his amazing, miraculous powers.
Student: WoW... That's so awesome

2) Paul: I had no idea james could rap like that, he actually beat eminem and jay-z in both of those battles.
Rory: he's a real iarlaith conneally!

by farfadet ivre March 1, 2015

connektz

actually the author of this and a wtheweird must have got confused because a connektz is a dope ass dancer and gets mad punnannneeee and a wtheweird is the opposite.

see: girlmagnet

by hrm March 21, 2003