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Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.
Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.
by mcsnails May 1, 2010
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connectile dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.
by m0 February 7, 2007
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connecticutment

the moment that you realized that you are a basic bitch and there is nothing you can do about it.
kelly: **looks down at her hydroflask, lululemon leggings, and fjall raven kanken backpack and mutters, wow i’m such a basic bitch

mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?

kelly: yes i think i did
by basichoe123 May 19, 2019
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taco bell connection

when on xbox live, the host has a poor connection
ugh this games is so laggy i hate this taco bell connection
by hdfjadf December 2, 2010
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psychic connection

A psychic connection or “psychic link” is a spiritual connection between two people that transcends physical boundaries. In this bond, two souls are connected in a way where their energies are in sync and their emotions are interconnected. Common examples of a psychic connection include soulmates, kindred spirits, twin flames, past life connections, and karmic relationships. A psychic connection can work in the same physical location or in a different location.
psychic connection got me question my life's existence.
by mennäperille December 22, 2019
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Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".
by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016
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