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conjuring a patronus

When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.
The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus!
by kp-ob December 13, 2018
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+1 conjuring

When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.
You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring.

Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool!
by tuffyepstein November 2, 2020
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conjure up a rip

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable
I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip
by SureShot141 July 13, 2016
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Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.
I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.
by The Conjuring December 18, 2020
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Conjured

- Whitewater kayaking term, to have something bad happen, To get beat down, violated, have a bad time, get your shit rocked. But applicable to pretty much anything bad happening.

- To be trapped in a relationship that robs you of your earthly passions, hobby’s and friends.
“I got conjured in Crunch today and swam out of that demented hole on river left after the Boof”

“My friend is totally conjured by his girl, he isn’t even kayaking anymore.”

“I got conjured on my drive up to Squamish yesterday in Seattle traffic”
by Osama Ben McKenzie July 19, 2024
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Cold Conjurer

A fictional character that:
1. Can refer to a class from Randomly Generated Droids, an obscure game on Roblox. It is one of the OG winter classes with abilities Sub-Zero (spawns gigantic icicles), and Festivities (gives a random cold or winter-themed item). There is also a small chance of getting a Candy Cane (which boosts walk-speed) or a Gumdrop (which boosts jump-power).
2. Can refer to a bot on Trollbox (a tiny chat room) inspired on the character from Randomly Generated Droids. Her personality is largely based on the avatar from Randomly Generated Droids, although recent art of her strayed from the original render design.
1. Cold Conjurer is a great class to use in Randomly Generated Droids!
2. Is Cold Conjurer the Trollbox bot of the year?
by Borchian July 29, 2025
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Conjure

I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019
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