Conjabi

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

Conjour

Conjour, is a plastic coating or plastic container around cables.

Spud how's that cable looking?

It's sound you've just took the conjour off it

by Inspector hector June 30, 2017

Codjob

The act of getting a blowjob or handjob whilst playing Call Of Duty.

Yesterday I brought this girl home; she made me a sandwich, then gave me a codjob. It was chill.

by danman.10 April 20, 2011

Convobortion

The act of bringing what could be a rich conversation to an immediate and often untimely halt.

"I hate it when people commit convobortion you know?"
"Yeah, I found blood in my urine today."

by 5hmuck December 9, 2008

conjibulating

To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it

'Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!'

by Jebus the great January 16, 2006

CODjob

The act of getting head while playing Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2

My girl came over and gave me a sick CODjob causing my kill-death ratio to go down.

by kqggsm November 15, 2009

cronjob

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

by xkj00 November 25, 2007