After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure
She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range
by newo May 13, 2005
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Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!
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Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.
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