Congratulence

Congratulating someone after a particularly good fart

After a fart of great volume and/or smell, someone offers their hearty congratulence

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

Congratulations

It’s what people who haven’t given a shit about your life say when you do something remotely impressive. If the accomplishment is exceedingly impressive a hater who told you, you couldn’t make it will say bend over towards you put on a fake smile and tell you “congratu-fuckin-lations”

Hater: hey I heard you won that thing
Person: yeah
Hater: Congratulations ;)

Person: you’ll work for me some day.

by Professor Elephant November 11, 2019

Congratulations

You found the secret word!

Yay!

by Aaron W. March 28, 2003

Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.

It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.

by FegelFatso April 06, 2019

Congratulations

word used before ur owned or ur momma is owned

CONGRATULATIONS!
(powder in face)

by owner September 07, 2003

congratulate

To give a blowjob

Hey bitch come congratulate me

by saajdfjhgh December 16, 2013

Congratulations

you win you played a better game then I did 👏

Congratulations

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 06, 2019